Just a kitty slave!
But I don't carry buckets.

I risk life and limb to be sure that the headlights and front bumper are secure on the Toyota Tundra pickup truck.
I get yelled at if things don't go fast enough.
I get yelled at if I go fast enough to keep up with how fast things are supposed to be done in the first place.
I get yelled at if my team members do one ittybitty little thing wrong.
I get yelled at if my boss does one ittybitty little thing wrong.
I get yelled at if there's nothing to yell about.

I love my job.
... can I have some buckets?