I'm going to sell my vacuum cleaner .........
it's just been gathering dust.
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I don't usually cook ....................
does anybody know how much scotch you add to mashed potatoes ?
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I was wondering about the advantages of living in Switzerland.................
Well, to begin with, I reckon the Swiss flag is a big plus !
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Good news for all you insomniacs out there ..........
Only seven more sleeps until Christmas !
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I found out what dentists call their dental X-RAYS .......
TOOTH - PICS
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William Shakespeare was confused by pencils ........
" 2B or not 2B "
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