Senior Citizens

[Humpybong]

SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS !


HEARING  AIDS
BAND AIDS
ROLL AIDS
WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS
MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS !

Not forgetting HIV ( Hair is Vanishing)       

[GregK]

  A truey on this.  Was walking into my Bld one morning and the Boss come in after me.  He said, "I can see where I am going by the shiny patch on your head".  As he had less hair than me, I remarked he should ensure that his Halo did not fall and choke him. But stated that I had two grand dads and a dad who could be cue balls, I put it down to genetics. But, found out later it was simply "hair rid of thee"   

[Triggersmob]

Only the last 2 apply to me at this stage, although the
missus reckons I need the first one. eh, what??

[GregK]

Taking the grandkids to the park yesterday.  A bit cool, so Missus suggested I take my beanie.  "Why" asked I.  "Cause you're, bald, man" quipped Missy (six). 

[TKO]

I'm well over 50% into the list , so I will stop with any further comment.