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Offline Humpybong

PENSIONERS HOLIDAY
May 28, 2018, 10:30:44 PM

A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.

]The Agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.

He called them into his shop ,  "I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a great holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense and I won't take 'no' for an answer."

He took them inside and asked his Secretary to arrange two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel."

Then, as can be expected, they gladly accepted, and were off!

About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop.

"And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.

"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've come to thank you, but one thing puzzled me.

Who was that old bugger I had to share the room with?"


ACTUALLY, SOME OF US ASK THE SAME QUESTION EVERY MORNING!

Barry
Brisbane, Australia
Forum Administrator

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Offline Triggersmob

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Re: PENSIONERS HOLIDAY
May 28, 2018, 11:34:37 PM
That happens in your old age, :)

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Offline HOOT Owl

Re: PENSIONERS HOLIDAY
May 29, 2018, 09:18:37 AM
 :)