When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion,
so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama
queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was
boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited
about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I
needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't
keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another,
never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things
and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So
I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her
feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was
so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I
owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
