Big brother is watching!!!!!
- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google Pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? Do you know me?
- According to caller ID, the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, thick crust
- OK! That's it
- May I now recommend ricotta, arugula with sun dried tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is 7.4
- How do you know?
- Through the subscriber's guide. We have your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I don't want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You haven't taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased 30 tablets at Drugs Online
- I bought more from another pharmacy
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have another source of cash
- This is not showing on your last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-BLOODY HELL? Stuff Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp. I'm off to an Island without the internet.
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport; it expired 5 weeks ago.."
