Paddy is sat at the bar drinking a pint of Guinness. Other end of the bar are two drunk Englishmen, pointing at him, laughing away.
One Englishman puts a twenty on the bar in front of his friend, and says "Bet you this twenty I can walk down the other end of the bar and piss off Paddy down there."
Second Englishman accepts the bet, and first Englishman staggers down the bar, and looks Paddy in the eye...
"Hey Paddy," says he,"you know St. Patrick?"
Paddy looks back at him, and replies, "Aye, I know him."
First Englishman slurs, "He was a pedophile... liked little boys, didn't he."
Paddy looks back at him, sips his Guinness, and says calmly, "Was he now? You learn something new every day."
First Englishman goes back to his friend, and shrugs his shoulders. Second Englishman puts a second twenty down, and says, "Tell you what, double or quits, I bet I can piss Paddy off."
Second Englishman walks down the bar, pokes Paddy, and says, "Hey Paddy, you know St. Patrick?"
Paddy looks up and replies "Aye, I know him."
Second Englishman says, "St. Patrick was an Englishman."
Paddy takes a sip of beer, and replies, "Aye, I know. Your friend just told me."
