1..I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING, AND I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT
2..MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED INTO PRUNES AND ALL-BRAN
3..I FINALLY GOT MY HEAD TOGETHER AND NOW MY BODY IF FALLING APART
4..SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE DOG AND SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE HYDRANT
5..I WISH THE BUCK STOPPED HERE--I COULD USE A FEW
6..KIDS IN THE BACK SEAT CAUSE ACCIDENTS
7..ACCIDENTS IN THE BACK SEAT CAUSE KIDS
8..ITS NOT HARD TO MEET EXPENCES-----THEY AR EVERYWHERE
9..THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A RUT AND A GRAVE IS THE DEPTH
10.THESE DAYS I SPEND A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT THE HEREAFTER-----
I GO SOMEWHERE TO GET SOMETHING AND THEN I WONDER WHAT I AM
HERE AFTER...............
A LITTLE END OF THE WEEK CHUCKLE OR TWO----STAY SAFE MY FELLOW KNIGHTS........
