I WAS READING THE MORNING PAPER----(MY NEIGHBOR SLEPT IN)
AND THERE WAS A STORY ABOUT A MAN WHOSE SISTER CALLED HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO TELL HIM HER HORSE BROKE HIS LEG AND FOR HIM TO COME OVER AND SHOOT IT---SO HE DID----NOW SHE HAS A HORSE WITH A BROKEN LEG AND A GUNSHOT WOUND------COMPLEMENTS OF LARRY THE CABLE GUY.........
