HUMP DAY HUMOR

[Templar]

BUMPER STICKERS SEEN AROUND TOWN................
   1...THE SHORTEST SENTENCE IS "I AM"----THE LONGEST IS "I DO"
   2...DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH---HE'S MARRIED
   3...I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC---I AM A DRUNK----ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS
   4...JESUS IS COMING-----LOOK BUSY
   5...4 OUT OF 3 PEOPLE HAVE TROUBLE WITH FRACTIONS
   6...I CHILD-PROOFED MY HOUSE----BUT THEY STILL GET IN
   7...KEEP HONKING---I'M RELOADING
   8...WORK HARDER---MILLIONS ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU
   9...EVER STOP TO THINK----AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?
   10..IT'S NOT ME--IT'S YOU.

    ENJOY.....YOUR SERVANT.........THE TICKLER

[Humpybong]

                    

[Triggersmob]

Thanks for the laugh, Templar.

[Paint Your Wagon]

This is a Japanese English translation
Can anybody guess what they mean ( without cheating  don't ask your Jap neighbour
or the internet )

[EgCollector]

 

[Triggersmob]

P.Y.W. you've got me on that one 

[Paint Your Wagon]

P.Y.W. you've got me on that one  

I had to aks for a tranlation ( my neighbour is japanese )

It says that if you want to go to the toilet after you paid for your
purchases to inform the cashregister operator when you enter and when you leave the restrooms
( Don't ask me why though  

[TwoShadows]

I like #7 as it goes along with my favorite, "This Vehicle Never Carries More Than $50 in Ammo!)