SIGNS IN THE BAR ROOM

[Templar]

THESE ARE A FEW SIGNS FOUND IN BARS---ENJOY
   1...BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY.
   2...IT'S HARD TO MAKE A COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE.
   3...MAKE LOVE--NOT WAR....HECK DO BOTH--GET MARRIED.
   4...A WOMAN'S RULE OF THUMB: IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES...YOU ARE GOING TO
       HAVE TROUBLE WITH IT
   5...A WOMAN WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL SHE GETS A HUSBAND---A MAN NEVER
        WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL HE GETS A WIFE.
   6...A WOMAN HAS THE LAST WORD IN ANY ARGUMENT---ANYTHING A MAN SAYS AFTER
        THAT IS THE START OF ANOTHER ARGUMENT.
   7...MARRIED MEN LIVE LONGER THAN SINGLE MEN DO BUT MARRIED MEN ARE A LOT MORE WILLING TO DIE....

    STARTING THE WEEK OFF WITH WORDS OF WISDOM--------THE TEMPLAR

[Triggersmob]

I have to disagree with number 6.
The man always has the last words, they are "Yes Dear".

[Pocketcoins]

My wife and I were having a disagreement the other day about something. So to stop the argument I put my foot down and just told here in no uncertain words: You just do what you feel is right dear: 

[Templar]

WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS NOW AND AS EACH YEAR DRAGS---OOPS I MEAN FLIES BYE, I UNDERSTAND MY WIFE LESS WHILE SHE SEEMS TO BE WAY AHEAD OF ME.......I JUST HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO TO CATCH UP WITH HER......BUT I AM LEARNING AND HERE ARE A FEW RESPONSES I HAVE MEMORIZED OVER THE DECADES:
   1...YES DEAR YOU ARE SO RIGHT
   2...WHATEVER YOU SAY DEAR
   3...YOU PICK OUT THE PAINT---YOU ALWAYS DO SUCH A GREAT JOB
   4...THOSE COLORS FLATTER YOU VERY MUCH
   5...OH THIS OLD COIN--I HAVE HAD IT FOR YEARS
   6...I DIDN'T FORGET OUR ANNIVERSARY---I WANTED TO HAVE YOU PICK OUT SOMETHING
   7...CAN I HAVE A FEW DOLLARS MORE---JUST IN CASE THEY HAVE SOMETHING REALLY INTERESTING AT THE COIN SHOW
   8...DON'T WORRY--I WON'T BUY ANY MORE COINS---YES I GOT CARRIED AWAY AT THE COIN SHOW
   9...YES DEAR YOU ARE SO RIGHT

EVERYBODY'S SERVANT AND FRIEND..........THE TEMPLAR

[Paint Your Wagon]

My standard responses are somewhat different

1) I hauled 60 pounds of cola and 100 pounds of food ; I am tired now
2) I drank a glass too much , so I cannot legally drive now
3) I expect an email so I cannot leave the computer
4) You know that on top of the to do list is ..........(.take your pick )
an oil change for my car was on top for a pleasurable 9 weeks
5) I will do it tomorrow or another day
6) If everything else fails I tell her to "hire" the daughter of her best friend or the handyman

Basically I am only good at letting her spend money , nothing else whatsoever  
and yet she loves me 

[Templar]

NOW THERE IS AN EXPENSIVE SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM.....I LIKE IT BUT IT MAY COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU WHEN THE BILLS COME AROUND AT THE END OF THE MONTH

      YOUR SERVANT..............TEMPLAR

[Paint Your Wagon]

I have a diabolic plan .
I control what can be discarded and what not . I control space (room)
So room to store or to show of things is at a premium and I use half 
Also I keep all my 15 year old jackets and clothes on hangers so I do not loose "my" space
in the big bedroom cupboard . She already has an auxiliary cupboard in the hoby room moving winter and somer clothes from main to auxiliary and back according to the season 

[Pocketcoins]

When my wife says something I don't like I always say










                                                                                                                                                                                                         









                                                                                                                                                                                 

[Templar]

I AM SURE THAT YOU DO THAT....BUT I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING HOW SMALL AND FAR AWAY THE LITTLE FACE WAS...........COINCIDENSE

YOUR FRIEND..............THE TEMPLAR

[Goose]

Heck, my wife always complained that I don't pay attention to what she says......or something like that.

[Templar]

YEAH I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU MEAN WHY JUST THIS MORNING MY WIFE TOLD ME TO .......AH.......WELL IT WILL COME BACK TO ME....I HOPE IT WAS NOT IMPORTANT....

YOUR FRIEND............AH.....THE TEMPLAR

[Pocketcoins]

At Bible School last night one of the younger teen age boys was working on his craft and he told me he probably needed to ask for a woman's opinion. I told him not to bother he would be getting that the rest of his life without asking.   

[Templar]

WATCH WHAT YOU WISH FOR...........

[Paint Your Wagon]

I just finished reading the three books and seeing the "film"
This is one of the instances the film is better with more action then the slow moving books
Lord of the Rings

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