THINK ABOUT IT!!

[Templar]

 1...A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE NIGHT!
                           2...99% OF THE LAWYERS GIVE THE  REST A BAD NAME!
                           3...HE WHO LAUGHS LAST--THINKS SLOWEST!
                           4...DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM!
                           5.THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE
                               CHEESE FROM THE TRAP!
                            6...SUPPORT BACTERIA---ITS THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE!
                           7...OK--SO WHAT IS THE SPEED OF DARK?
                           8...IF EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY--YOU ARE PROBABLY IN THE
                                WRONG LANE!
                           9...CHANGE IS INEVITABLE--EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES!
                           10....IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES--TRY MISSING A FEW PAYMENTS!
                           11...WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU ARE SCARED 1/2 TO DEATH--TWICE?
                           12...JUST REMEMBER---IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK---WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.

[Humpybong]

Yep I agree Old Dan.

But they were all good!

[TwoShadows]

Boy I love these. You did leave out one of my favorites!

   There is proof of evolution as a green, slimy, blood sucking creature crawled out of the ocean a few years back and quickly turned into a lawyer. The damned things just keep coming!

   I may have to use the "speed of darkness" in my book! Everyone knows dark changes everything, including the perception of speed, so it might come in handy calculating space travel? Think about it---Have you ever seen light go by?

   In the late 1960's I had a friend (female) who actually died from fright in a car wreck loaded with her family. She had very limited time behind the wheel when the car left the interstate. There was absolutely no signs of physical trama to her body. She actually died from fright!

   Would "suck actually be the word? I mean a lot of it does but.....?

[Templar]

LATE ONE NIGHT WHILE COMING HOME FROM THE LOCAL TAVERN A LIGHT SHOT RIGHT PAST ME...........TURNED OUT TO BE A TRAIN!

     I THINK DARK MOVES SLOWER THAN LIGHT........EVER HAVE A NIGHT WHEN YOU COULD NOT SLEEP.......IT SEEMED FOREVER FOR DAY TO COME