I'll be adding more as I think of them.
1) "Lumps/Blob at 12:00": Midnight pay raise for
congress.
2) Occluded gas bubbles: The debates
3) Die failure: Politicians that haven't been hung yet.
4) Repeating depression: The next "Brave New World."
5) Curated: "Well that depends on what is the definition
of is."
6) First Strike: The designation Aaron Burr got after his duel with mullet head.
7) Spiked Head: Monica