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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on March 02, 2019, 10:17:49 PM

Title: Another Nevol joke
Post by: Humpybong on March 02, 2019, 10:17:49 PM

On his trip to Great Britain, Donald Trump had a  meeting with Queen Elizabeth.  He asked her, "How  does one manage to run a country so well and so  effortlessly?
 
"That's easy," she replied, "You surround yourself  with intelligent ministers and advisors."
 
"But how can I tell whether they are intelligent  or not?" he inquired. 
 
"You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and  said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in."
 
When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a  riddle for you to answer for me.  Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your  brother.  Who was this child ?"
 
Blair replied, "That's easy.  The child was me."
 
"Very good," said the Queen, "You may go, now."
 
So President Trump went back to Washington and  called in his chief of staff.  He said  to him, "I have a riddle for you, and the answer is  very important.  Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother.  Who  was this child?"
 
The chief of staff replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the answer, as no child must be left behind.  Can I deliberate on this for a while?"
 
"Yes," said Trump, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer." So off he went and called a meeting of the White House Staff, and asked them the riddle.  But after much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer.
 
So he was quite upset, not knowing what he would tell the President.   As he was walking back to the Oval Office, he saw former Secretary of State Colin Powell approaching him.  So he said, "Mr. Secretary, can you answer this riddle for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother.  Who was the child?"
 
That's easy," said Powell, "The child was me."
 
"Oh thank you," said Rove, "You may just have saved me my job!"
 
So the chief of staff went in to the Oval Office and said to President Trump, "I think I know the answer to your  riddle.  The child was Colin Powell!"
 
"NO, YOU IDIOT!" shouted Trump, "THE CHILD WAS TONY BLAIR!"

Title: Re: Another Nevol joke
Post by: Triggersmob on March 03, 2019, 12:15:26 AM

:)

Title: Re: Another Nevol joke
Post by: Nevol on March 03, 2019, 09:13:42 AM

Thanks for updating the characters Barry!

Title: Re: Another Nevol joke
Post by: Humpybong on March 03, 2019, 04:29:26 PM

Made it more realistic to change.