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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on February 08, 2019, 08:18:37 AM
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
eBay is useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii
I just found out that I’m color blind. The news came completely out of the green!
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence!
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eBay is useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D