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Title: Beer!
Post by: Humpybong on February 02, 2019, 09:50:56 AM

Now, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough, we find out that beer isn’t good for us
 
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
 
( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men :-
 
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
 
No further testing was considered necessary!!
 
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer

Title: Re: Beer!
Post by: Triggersmob on February 02, 2019, 10:55:19 AM

:) So that's why I have man boobs.

Title: Re: Beer!
Post by: TKO on February 02, 2019, 12:35:05 PM

Quote from: Triggersmob on February 02, 2019, 10:55:19 AM

:) So that's why I have man boobs.

You too? Huh? I'm a B cup.

Title: Re: Beer!
Post by: Triggersmob on February 02, 2019, 09:19:58 PM

I can't say that I've measured mine.
You are a worry Terry. :)

Title: Re: Beer!
Post by: HOOT Owl on February 03, 2019, 01:33:51 AM

# 1 AND # 4...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D