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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on September 16, 2018, 03:57:49 PM

Title: Looking for a job in Florida?
Post by: Humpybong on September 16, 2018, 03:57:49 PM
After Trump ran out all the REAL workers from the USA farms, restaurants and Big Box stores like Wal-Mart etc., Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida, decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans were not willing to do.

Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but she seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan (Go Blue) and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said: "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers
and I voted Trump"

She starts work on Monday.

Title: Re: Looking for a job in Florida?
Post by: HOOT Owl on September 16, 2018, 04:05:17 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Looking for a job in Florida?
Post by: Triggersmob on September 16, 2018, 08:55:22 PM
:)