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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on September 14, 2018, 11:25:45 PM

Title: Psychiatrist vs. Bartender
Post by: Humpybong on September 14, 2018, 11:25:45 PM

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone
under my bed at night.
 
So I went to a shrink and told him:  “I've got problems.  Every
time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.  I'm scared.
I think I'm going crazy.”
 
“Just put yourself in my care for one year" said the shrink.
"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able
to get rid of those fears.”
 
“How much do you charge ?”
 
“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
 
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor saw me on the street .“Why
didn't you come to see me about those fears you were
having ?”  he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is
$12,480.00.   A bartender cured me for $10.00.  I was so happy
to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a
new pickup truck.”

“Is that so ?”  With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how,
may I ask, did a bartender cure you ?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.  Ain't nobody under
there now.”

It's always good to get a 2nd opinion.

Title: Re: Psychiatrist vs. Bartender
Post by: HOOT Owl on September 16, 2018, 04:04:19 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Psychiatrist vs. Bartender
Post by: Triggersmob on September 16, 2018, 08:55:46 PM

:)