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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on August 24, 2018, 11:55:39 PM

Title: The Divorced Barbie
Post by: Humpybong on August 24, 2018, 11:55:39 PM: A father left his work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.â€

The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a gold & diamond key chain!
Title: Re: The Divorced Barbie
Post by: Merlin on August 24, 2018, 11:56:36 PM: ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Divorced Barbie
Post by: HOOT Owl on August 25, 2018, 12:40:34 PM: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Divorced Barbie
Post by: Triggersmob on August 25, 2018, 02:23:50 PM: An oldie, but a goodie. :)
Title: Re: The Divorced Barbie
Post by: GregK on September 13, 2018, 01:34:30 AM: :)