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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: GregK on June 30, 2018, 06:49:18 PM

Title: Little Ralph
Post by: GregK on June 30, 2018, 06:49:18 PM

Little Ralph: 
The Kindy Class visited the local police station.  They were shown a number of things which included the wanted posters.  One was a very nasty person. "Did you take the picture here"? asked Ralph.  Why, yes", answered the Desk Sergeant, "pears to me you should have kept him", said Ralph.

Ralph has  graduated into year one.  The school has appointed a new teacher, who, apart from the teaching degree, also has a masters in physiology.  The Kids all have their names attached.  The Teacher looks around the class, and says, "Stand up if up are stupid".   About five minutes later, Ralph pushes himself up.  The teacher reads his name, smirks, and asks, "Are you stupid, ah ah Ralph?"  Ralph looks around, and replies, "Nuh, I stood up to give you some moral support, as you looked really silly, standing up there by yourself."       

Title: Re: Little Ralph
Post by: Triggersmob on June 30, 2018, 07:23:06 PM

:) Nice to see it's not little Johnny this time. :)

Title: Re: Little Ralph
Post by: GregK on July 01, 2018, 12:00:39 AM

:) Thought Johnny had ben caned too much.