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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on June 30, 2018, 06:14:33 PM

Title: Senior Citizens
Post by: Humpybong on June 30, 2018, 06:14:33 PM

SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS !


HEARING  AIDS
BAND AIDS
ROLL AIDS
WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS
MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS !

Not forgetting HIV ( Hair is Vanishing)       

Title: Re: Senior Citizens
Post by: GregK on June 30, 2018, 06:25:55 PM

 :) A truey on this.  Was walking into my Bld one morning and the Boss come in after me.  He said, "I can see where I am going by the shiny patch on your head".  As he had less hair than me, I remarked he should ensure that his Halo did not fall and choke him. But stated that I had two grand dads and a dad who could be cue balls, I put it down to genetics. But, found out later it was simply "hair rid of thee"   

Title: Re: Senior Citizens
Post by: Triggersmob on June 30, 2018, 07:29:14 PM

Only the last 2 apply to me at this stage, although the
missus reckons I need the first one. eh, what?? :)

Title: Re: Senior Citizens
Post by: GregK on July 01, 2018, 12:12:14 AM

Taking the grandkids to the park yesterday.  A bit cool, so Missus suggested I take my beanie.  "Why" asked I.  "Cause you're, bald, man" quipped Missy (six).  :)

Title: Re: Senior Citizens
Post by: TKO on July 01, 2018, 03:06:29 AM

I'm well over 50% into the list , so I will stop with any further comment.