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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: GregK on June 19, 2018, 12:19:56 AM

Title: Engine Surgery
Post by: GregK on June 19, 2018, 12:19:56 AM
A mechanic was removing a Cylinder head from the motor of an expensive car when he spotted a well-known Cardiac surgeon in his shop.  The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the Mechanic shouted across the garage.
"Hey Doc want to take a look at this The cardiac surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up,  Wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc look at this engine, I opened the heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put it all back together, and it worked just like new."  "So, the continued, How come I only make $48K per year and you make $1.2M and we go basically the same work"?
The cardiac surgeon paused, leant over and whispered to the mechanic....''Was the engine running when you did it"?
Title: Re: Engine Surgery
Post by: Triggersmob on June 19, 2018, 09:41:14 AM
:)
Title: Re: Engine Surgery
Post by: Humpybong on June 19, 2018, 07:48:40 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Engine Surgery
Post by: HOOT Owl on June 20, 2018, 04:58:03 AM
 ;D