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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: HOOT Owl on March 31, 2018, 11:48:12 PM

Title: Got to go.
Post by: HOOT Owl on March 31, 2018, 11:48:12 PM

 Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that
 only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed
 to go to the bathroom.

 So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course
 the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to be quick.

 Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed.
 "I can't find it", he admitted.

 The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram to where he should
 go and asked him if he will be able to find it now. Billy looked at the
 diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way.

 Well five minutes later he returned to the class room and says to the
 teacher "I can't find it".

 Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been at the school for a
 while, to help him find the bathroom.

 So Tommy and Billy go together and five minutes later they both return and
 sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Tommy "Well, did you find it?"
 Tommy is quick with his reply:
 "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards"........ 8)
Title: Re: Got to go.
Post by: Humpybong on March 31, 2018, 11:57:43 PM


 ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Got to go.
Post by: Triggersmob on April 01, 2018, 01:37:57 AM
:)