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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on March 05, 2018, 11:16:04 PM

Title: Just pull the tooth!
Post by: Humpybong on March 05, 2018, 11:16:04 PM

A man  and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.

I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't
have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with  it!  We have a 10:00am tee time at
the best golf course in  town and it's 9:30 already...I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!”

The dentist thought to himself,  "Well, well, at last a golfer with real balls!!"

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.”

Title: Re: Just pull the tooth!
Post by: HOOT Owl on March 06, 2018, 06:28:19 AM

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Just pull the tooth!
Post by: Triggersmob on March 06, 2018, 08:12:35 PM

Haha, saw that coming. :)