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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on February 26, 2018, 09:18:55 PM

Title: TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES:
Post by: Humpybong on February 26, 2018, 09:18:55 PM

Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does.

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint.
Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
 
The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Next time take me to a vet !
Title: Re: TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES:
Post by: Triggersmob on February 27, 2018, 08:44:35 AM
How true. :)