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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on February 20, 2018, 11:29:42 PM

Title: TESCO'S HORSE
Post by: Humpybong on February 20, 2018, 11:29:42 PM
From the aussie forum..........



In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat intheir home cooked burgers.

 Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are “small amounts” of horse meat in their burgers.
 Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK  Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers'  contained
 30% horse meat, these quips hit the Internet

 â€œI'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.... I guess Tesco just listened!

 Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

 Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

 Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had £5 each way!

 Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ...  I still have a bit between my teeth.

 A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco.   Her condition is said to be stable.

 Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn

 "I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF!"

 Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers  confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

 Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots....

 "To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....

 A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?"
 Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"

 I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

 These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit....Talk about flogging a dead horse.

 At first I thought, “Oh great, I’ve been saddled with another email to  forward, but something spurred me on.”

 Last night the wife made meatloaf, so I had dinner with two nags.

 Since they’re selling the meat wrapped in plastic, is that technically a “Trojan Horse?”

 Instead of choosing “rare, medium or well done, it’s now Win, Place or Show”
Title: Re: TESCO'S HORSE
Post by: Triggersmob on February 21, 2018, 12:11:46 AM
:)
Title: Re: TESCO'S HORSE
Post by: HOOT Owl on February 21, 2018, 07:09:30 AM
 Last night the wife made meatloaf, so I had dinner with two nags..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Now instead of, you could get shot stealing another man's horse, it's
You could get shot stealing another man's burgers... 8)
Title: Re: TESCO'S HORSE
Post by: Humpybong on February 21, 2018, 08:21:46 AM


Bet your wife does not see your posts Hoot!

Title: Re: TESCO'S HORSE
Post by: HOOT Owl on February 21, 2018, 04:46:06 PM
I like my head without knots on it, so she won't see this one.... ;)
Title: Re: TESCO'S HORSE
Post by: Pocketcoins on February 22, 2018, 01:19:06 AM
I don't think I have ever eating horse meat. But you know we have had a don't ask, don't tell policy on meals here for years. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: TESCO'S HORSE
Post by: Paint Your Wagon on February 22, 2018, 06:45:52 AM
Places that sell portions of french fries also sell ghoulash
After eating this beef stew for like twenty years I found out it is really horse stew
and it is delicious
My dog eats horsemeat daily because it is relatively cheap and very tasty