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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on February 13, 2018, 07:31:00 AM

Title: The Banana Split
Post by: Humpybong on February 13, 2018, 07:31:00 AM

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool...  After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

Title: Re: The Banana Split
Post by: Triggersmob on February 13, 2018, 08:52:02 AM

I can relate to that one. :)

Title: Re: The Banana Split
Post by: Nevol on February 13, 2018, 08:57:40 AM

Slightly different version.

An old cowboy shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool...  After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

NO, "gored by a bull"!

Title: Re: The Banana Split
Post by: Triggersmob on February 13, 2018, 08:42:38 PM

Shouldn't be cruel to the bulls.
I love it when the bull wins, not just in rodeo,
but bullfighting too. :)

Title: Re: The Banana Split
Post by: HOOT Owl on February 13, 2018, 08:52:52 PM

 ;D ;D ;D