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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on November 21, 2017, 07:52:04 PM
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Penguins
I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered
and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well
as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle
have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole
is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
Oh, quit whining - I fell for it, too!!
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I was waiting for you to say, they dig a hole with their beaks and kick him in the ice hole. :)
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Oh no...2 good ones in 1... ;D