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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: TwoShadows on October 07, 2017, 11:01:59 AM

Title: Simple joke from a smart man!
Post by: TwoShadows on October 07, 2017, 11:01:59 AM
   I man was walking on the beach when he came upon a Genie's Lamp. He rubbed it and out popped a genie who told him he could grant three wishes but with each wish the man's ex-wife would receive double of what he wished for. The man claimed that wasn't fair but he didn't want to give up such an opportunity.
   First wish....He stated I want a million dollars and the genie replied, "So it will be and your ex will get 2 million!"
   I can live with that the man replied.
   My second wish will be for a solid gold Chevrolet Corvette and the genie replied, "So it will be and your ex will receive two of them!"
   The man thought for a moment and said "This is just not fair but I will live with it."
   Now for my third wish....."I want you to beat me half to death!"
Title: Re: Simple joke from a smart man!
Post by: Triggersmob on October 07, 2017, 12:17:54 PM
:)
Title: Re: Simple joke from a smart man!
Post by: HOOT Owl on October 08, 2017, 10:16:39 PM
Smart indeed, good one... ;D
Title: Re: Simple joke from a smart man!
Post by: Humpybong on October 09, 2017, 12:04:43 AM


 ;D   ;D   ;D