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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on September 25, 2017, 05:01:24 PM

Title: CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
Post by: Humpybong on September 25, 2017, 05:01:24 PM


Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and
legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to
my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.

‘Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got
nice house.'
Title: Re: CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
Post by: HOOT Owl on September 25, 2017, 05:18:24 PM
 ;D...he's fired.
Title: Re: CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
Post by: Triggersmob on September 25, 2017, 10:00:38 PM
:)