KOTCT
Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on September 05, 2017, 09:31:48 AM
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The budget airline plane leaves JFK airport under the control of a Jewish Captain.
His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish Captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese..."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "Why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why."
"No, no", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbour. That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese. Doesn't matter, you're all alike."
There's a few minutes of silence ... "I no rike Jews", the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic," says the co-pilot.
"What? That's insane. Jews didn't sink the Titanic," exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , no mattah ... all same."
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:).......+1