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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on July 13, 2017, 11:20:21 AM

Title: BEST SPEEDING EXCUSE EVER.......
Post by: Humpybong on July 13, 2017, 11:20:21 AM
When asked by a young patrol officer "Do You know you were speeding?"

The 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and stated: "Yes , but .... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going."

The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day.

Makes perfectly good sense to me. 
Title: Re: BEST SPEEDING EXCUSE EVER.......
Post by: TKO on July 13, 2017, 01:52:07 PM
Barry: I read this to my wife and all can say is she almost didn't make it to the loo. It made us both remember my Mother telling us that she started taking ginko biloba to help her to remember to take her medicines but, she went ahead to say that she couldn't remember if she had taken her ginko biloba.

Gotta love 'em

p.s.: You really need to look into weather or not their has been a copyright on this one... I can see this going viral.
Title: Re: BEST SPEEDING EXCUSE EVER.......
Post by: Humpybong on July 13, 2017, 05:04:36 PM


Nope...no copyright.....as far as I can remember.... ;D
Title: Re: BEST SPEEDING EXCUSE EVER.......
Post by: HOOT Owl on July 13, 2017, 06:07:26 PM
 ;D, good one Barry.
Title: Re: BEST SPEEDING EXCUSE EVER.......
Post by: Triggersmob on July 13, 2017, 09:39:11 PM
:)
Title: Re: BEST SPEEDING EXCUSE EVER.......
Post by: TKO on July 13, 2017, 11:23:49 PM
You said that in jest but, how true is it?