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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on June 14, 2017, 04:37:08 PM

Title: Irish Divorce
Post by: Humpybong on June 14, 2017, 04:37:08 PM

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... and guess what I found?  Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable!  The end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" ;

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law.
 
"There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

"Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation.  She never got your email!"
Title: Re: Irish Divorce
Post by: HOOT Owl on June 14, 2017, 05:05:58 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Irish Divorce
Post by: Triggersmob on June 14, 2017, 08:51:28 PM
:)