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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on April 11, 2017, 01:08:29 PM

Title: New hearing aid
Post by: Humpybong on April 11, 2017, 01:08:29 PM

Bill, having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago, this elderly man goes to the doctor to be fitted with hearing aids -- which promised to allow him to hear 100%.

A month later, he returns to the doctor for a checkup on his progress.

The doctor tells him that his hearing is perfect and asks if his family is pleased.

The man says, "Oh, I haven't told them about the hearing aids yet. I just sit around and listen to them talk. Changed my will three times, though!"
Title: Re: New hearing aid
Post by: Triggersmob on April 11, 2017, 08:40:29 PM
:)
Title: Re: New hearing aid
Post by: Pocketcoins on April 12, 2017, 12:23:00 AM
I've been using hearing aids for many years and they are the best thing for a marriage there has ever been. ::) ;D ;D When the wife has a lot to tell you just keep the aids in but turn them off.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D