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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on March 17, 2017, 12:09:10 AM

Title: Parking officers funeral
Post by: Humpybong on March 17, 2017, 12:09:10 AM

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer's funeral,

A voice from inside screams:

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters,

"Too late, mate, the paperwork's already done."
Title: Re: Parking officers funeral
Post by: Triggersmob on March 17, 2017, 01:25:44 AM
:)