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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on March 02, 2017, 11:12:34 PM
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A retired older couple returned to the Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty drop dead gorgeous blonde in a tight mini-skirt and a halter top.
The old man appeared to be visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman quite sharply.
"Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price. I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady!
And if I remember correctly, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water.
"Well, what can I tell you is she had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, sir, just look at her, how could I resist?!"
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man...
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price"
"See you later, Mom and Dad! Happy New year!"
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:)