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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on November 26, 2016, 09:30:19 PM

Title: Home Invasions
Post by: Humpybong on November 26, 2016, 09:30:19 PM

Due to all the home invasions happening at the moment, I thought I would do what everyone else is doing and get a gun for protection.

So I obtained a pistol licence from the police and yesterday went to the local gun shop and purchased a 9mm pistol .

I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, pulled out my wallet & produce my credit card when all of a sudden the female cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to someone about these gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
 
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.  I still don't think I looked that bad.


Title: Re: Home Invasions
Post by: Triggersmob on November 26, 2016, 10:46:42 PM
:)