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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on November 26, 2016, 09:27:56 PM

Title: Wisdom of ageing
Post by: Humpybong on November 26, 2016, 09:27:56 PM

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Off License.
I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car  at the next pump.

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
“I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow.  Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked,"What kind of beer you got ?

Title: Re: Wisdom of ageing
Post by: Triggersmob on November 26, 2016, 10:47:52 PM
:)