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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on November 10, 2016, 12:02:48 PM
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Senior Views while reaching for the chocolate bars
The Importance of walking.
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $4,000 per month.
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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
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Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll look at you there in the coffin and say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
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I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......just getting over the hill.
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We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AND
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a pub with a Happy Hour and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
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The only exercise I do these days are diddly squats. :)
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People who think old people never get any exercise obviously have never sit up at night and watched them. :o Where you going dad?
To the bathroom.
Where you going now dad?
To the bathroom.
But you just went 10 minutes ago!
So
Were you going now?
To the bathroom. ::) ::) ::) :D