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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on September 16, 2016, 12:28:04 AM
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This may have done the rounds before, but I thought it was good!!
Two young businessmen were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.
As yet, the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up .
One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to
walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to
the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
The old timer retorted,
"You must be doing really well, you've only two left."
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:)
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To be courteous, we say 'anal sphincter'. If you get mad at a person, call him an anal sphincter instead of an A H. He might think he is being complimented.