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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on September 02, 2016, 09:29:01 PM
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My New reality:
It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.
The following is a recap of my current identity:
I was born white, which makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I am a more or less Christian, which makes me an infidel.
I am older than 60 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.
I think and I reason; therefore I doubt the truth of most that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive Australian culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social.
My friends and me acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd
underachiever.
I believe in the defense and protection of the country by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.
Please help me come to terms with this, because I'm not sure who I am anymore!
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You are Sir Barry. A very important and admired member of our castle. :)
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After reading your post all I can say is call me your brother Dave. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)