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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on September 02, 2016, 09:29:01 PM

Title: My New reality
Post by: Humpybong on September 02, 2016, 09:29:01 PM

My New reality:

It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.

The following is a recap of my current identity:

I was born white, which makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a more or less Christian, which makes me an infidel.

I am older than  60 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.

I think and I reason; therefore I doubt the truth of most that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive Australian culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social.

My friends and me acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd
underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of the country by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.

Please help me come to terms with this, because I'm not sure who I am anymore!
Title: Re: My New reality
Post by: Triggersmob on September 02, 2016, 09:38:59 PM
You are Sir Barry. A very important and admired member of our castle. :)

 
Title: Re: My New reality
Post by: Pocketcoins on September 03, 2016, 12:29:38 AM
After reading your post all I can say is call me your brother Dave. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)