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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on July 17, 2016, 08:57:00 AM
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This morning on the Interstate,I looked over to my left and there was a Woman
in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds...to continue shaving and when I looked back, she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. but she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt and
I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my Cell Phone away from my ear which fell into my coffee which was between my legs,
splashed, and burned big jim and the twins. ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!
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Yeah! Shouldn't let them on the road. :)
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Yep :) :) :) You know you can't even enjoy a good burger and fries and shake while going down the highway any more because of those woman on there seal phones.
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no comment hehe
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no comment hehe
Chicken. :)
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bawk bawk bawk ;D