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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on July 08, 2016, 04:20:11 PM

Title: Cannibal Restaurant
Post by: Humpybong on July 08, 2016, 04:20:11 PM


A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal.


Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
 
   +Toasted Tourist:                                        $5.00

   +Broiled  Missionary:                                  $10.00

   +Fried  Explorer:                                         $15.00

   +Baked/Grilled: Liberal, Labour or Greens.   $100.00

The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."



 
 


Title: Re: Cannibal Restaurant
Post by: Triggersmob on July 08, 2016, 05:22:45 PM
That's about right too. :)
Title: Re: Cannibal Restaurant
Post by: AnotherKnight on July 09, 2016, 04:37:59 PM
 8)