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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on June 25, 2016, 07:30:21 PM
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Jennifer writes:
'I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A quart of low fat milk
A dozen eggs
A bottle of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A container of coffee
A pound of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes, you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly'.
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Golly, I just spit my drink on the keyboard.......I'm still laughing.