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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on June 23, 2016, 05:06:34 PM
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A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.."
"Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for university students," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men... One for January, one for February, one for February,
one for March, one for April, one for May,............................
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Who are you kidding? I still have the pack I bought 10 years ago. LOL
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:o
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Many snows ago, I was at a U S football game and those "balloons" started to float around our section. People just kept batting them around.
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Once upon a time when the americans were on friendly terms with the russians
The russians starting a new war asked the americans for 10 000 condoms for safe raping of victims
The americans sent them 10 000 xxxl and told the russians they were soo sorry but only the small size
had been in stock ;D