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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on June 04, 2016, 12:03:56 PM

Title: Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman
Post by: Humpybong on June 04, 2016, 12:03:56 PM

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are  out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign:  "Beauty contest for the most beautiful
woman in the world. 

"I am entering" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
"Well, how.did you do?"
 
" First Place ," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a  sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
"How did you make out?"
 

" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a  sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" 

Pinocchio says "this is mine." Half an  hour later,
He returns with tears in his eyes.
 
"What happened?" they asked.
 
"Who the hell is Donald Trump?" asked  Pinocchio.
Title: Re: Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman
Post by: Triggersmob on June 04, 2016, 07:21:48 PM
:)
Could just of easily replaced him with Hillary Clinton.
Title: Re: Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman
Post by: AnotherKnight on June 07, 2016, 04:39:36 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman
Post by: Humpybong on June 07, 2016, 09:03:39 PM
:)
Could just of easily replaced him with Hillary Clinton.


It was a hard decision......who is the biggest liar.........50/50 either way.

But then we now have the same here in OZ with our election.....so again could change it to either as well!
Title: Re: Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman
Post by: AnotherKnight on June 07, 2016, 10:22:08 PM
Yes the quality of politicians has been in decline for many many years now and doesn't look like it's going to get any better any time soon and it's a real shame as it's we the people that pay the price  :( It would be so nice to get some real people that are truly there to better the countries and not their hip pockets  >:(