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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on June 04, 2016, 09:43:15 AM
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Little Debbie was not the best student in the Catholic School..
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Debbie,who created the universe?'
When Debbie,didn't stir, little David who was her friend sitting behind her,
took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Debbie.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..
A little later the Nun asked Debbie,'Who is our Lord and Saviour?'
But Debbie didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, David came to her rescue and stuck her in the bum.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Debbie.
And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Debbie fell back asleep..
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, David came to the rescue. This time Debbie jumped up and shouted,
'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted !
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I remember all too well when Nuns taught in my school.......the staying after school, the wood ruler over my knuckles because she thought I did something baad (I didn't), and the pleasure of going outside to clap the dusty blackboard erasers together.
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