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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on May 29, 2016, 05:28:09 PM

Title: Cure for Grumpiness
Post by: Humpybong on May 29, 2016, 05:28:09 PM

Eight year old little JOHNNY asked his mother the age-old
question: "How did I get here?"

His mother told him, "God sent you."
"And my Cousin Matt?"

"He sent him also" said the mother.
"Did God send you, too?" asked little Johnny.

"Yes, dear," the mother replied.
"Did God send dad, too?" asked little Johnny.

"Yes, dear," the mother replied..
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" Johnny persisted.

"He sent them also" the mother said.
"Did He send their parents, too?" little Johnny asked.

"Yes, dear, He did," said the mother patiently.


" So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this
family for 200years? No wonder everyone's so grumpy around here."
Title: Re: Cure for Grumpiness
Post by: Triggersmob on May 29, 2016, 09:56:41 PM
:)
Title: Re: Cure for Grumpiness
Post by: Goose on May 30, 2016, 04:09:19 PM
That's the way it was explained to me. Sex?