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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on May 27, 2016, 09:34:52 AM

Title: Senior's Tax Return
Post by: Humpybong on May 27, 2016, 09:34:52 AM

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2014 back from the Australian Tax Office and it puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependants I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question, "List all your dependants?"

I replied, "100,000 Muslim immigrants we provide everything for; 10,000 crack heads in rehab; 1 million unemployed people on the dole and not looking for work, 25,000 people in prison, 3,000 boat people who just arrived for a holiday, 535 persons in the Parliament and Senate!!!!

They told me that this was NOT the correct answer.

 SO I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, "WHO THE HELL DID I MISS"?
 

Title: Re: Senior's Tax Return
Post by: Triggersmob on May 27, 2016, 12:12:54 PM

:)

Title: Re: Senior's Tax Return
Post by: AnotherKnight on May 27, 2016, 12:45:22 PM

You missed the assistance and advisor's are two that I can think of ;) hehe
But the age of entitlement is over so can someone please tell the politicians and that would save us million..$270+ a night to say in their own house is well beyond a joke and they want to attack my pension >:(

Title: Re: Senior's Tax Return
Post by: Paint Your Wagon on May 29, 2016, 02:42:49 AM

U missed the state declared cripples on permanent sick leave 
Like those with painful vertebrae nrs 2 to 4
Or limping
Or headache
Or....