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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on May 26, 2016, 02:30:07 PM

Title: The new organs
Post by: Humpybong on May 26, 2016, 02:30:07 PM

One day, The Lord says to Adam, ‘‘I’ve got some good news and some bad news.’’

‘‘Well,’’ Adam replies, ‘‘the good news first.’’

The Lord explains, ‘‘I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form.’’

Adam, exclaims, ‘‘What could possibly be the bad news after such great tidings?’’

The Lord says with sorrow, ‘‘You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time.’’

Title: Re: The new rogans
Post by: Triggersmob on May 26, 2016, 08:42:24 PM

:)

Title: Re: The new organs
Post by: Goose on May 29, 2016, 04:41:26 PM

The truth hurts, doesn't it?